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Nov. 8th, 2006 02:53 pm
kellan_the_tabby: My face, reflected in a round mirror I'm holding up; the rest of the image is the side of my head, hair shorn short. (dance)
[personal profile] kellan_the_tabby
OMG OMG OMG I made a sale OMG!

(For those of you who hadn't caught that bit, I'm selling pr0n. Over the phone. Gay pr0n. With bondage. I find this hysterical.

And I've only been here just over a week. And I have a sale already!)

Wo0t!

Date: 2006-11-08 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amykb.livejournal.com
Woo-Hoo!!

So....what was the title?

Date: 2006-11-08 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amykb.livejournal.com
Such cute titles...

Date: 2006-11-08 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mammabearpa.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* Love it!

Date: 2006-11-08 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wulfsdottir.livejournal.com
Congrats, dear.

Date: 2006-11-08 08:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] woodwindy.livejournal.com
Hee hee! Um... yay gay pr0n with bondage! :)

Date: 2006-11-08 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shrieking-ell.livejournal.com
Yay for gay pr0n with bondage!

(you're selling porn over the phone? *is confused*)

But yay!

Date: 2006-11-08 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shrieking-ell.livejournal.com
Clearly, I live a *very* sheltered life...i had no idea...

(Do you have to umm...preview it all first?)

Also, is it wrong of me to imagine you writing and producing it? Because that is making my imagination go to a very strange place...a strange, good place, mind you..but still, there's lots of leather there.

Date: 2006-11-08 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabricdragon.livejournal.com
you can hardly do *worse* than some of the porn i have seen. suffocating for lack of a plot, most of it.
although the real "plot plus porn" stuff is *excellent* did you ever see "1001 erotic nights"? or "the canterbury tales one??? (yeah, they are practically antiques, i know)

so here is an idea.. take all that lovely SCA knowledge base, like canterbury tales and the tales of knights and nights and re-write it for your audience.

warning: perverted ideas to follow!

Guenivere and her lady in waiting, and waiting, and "oh God please untie me and let me cum!"

Sir Tristan and Isolde (who turns out to be a guy in drag)

the black knight (nuff said)

almost *anything* by Shakespeare, but especially the ones where you have lots of mistaken identity.

how about a nice porn mmovie about two guys pummeling each other in armor, getting a few beers afterwards and deciding to party.. i *think* you could maybe imagine that after a few years in the SCA.....

Date: 2006-11-08 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabricdragon.livejournal.com
heck yeah, honestly plot free is an improvement.. the "some sort of a kind of a plot maybe, followed by sex" is so lame.
either give me some plot, some plausable excuse for this, or just skip to the action, ok?

yeah, its got to be weird working with the actors. i know that the go go dancers i knew were not much like their persona...

i expect it would be more than a touch surreal, now that i think about it..

Date: 2006-11-09 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ootwoods.livejournal.com
The reason there is little plot in "real" pr0n, is because you only watch about four minutes of the movie anyway. Plot is useless. :)

Date: 2006-11-08 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladypeyton.livejournal.com
Congratulations!

Date: 2006-11-08 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waya.livejournal.com
*giggles* Somehow, I'm reminded of that scene in Clerks where Randall is making the order and it's about fifteen millino pr0n titles and the customer's special order of "Happy Scrappy, Hero Pup."

Date: 2006-11-08 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabricdragon.livejournal.com
and from this you make a living?

congrats dear...you shall have to explain this job to me at some point.
(no, I am not easily shocked. worked as go go dancer for years. did the phone sex line stint for two nights, and did the phone psychic routine for a month... and would have been on the phone jobs longer if i made any money...)

Date: 2006-11-08 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maziemaus.livejournal.com
Mazel Tov!

So, do you have to call the stores and ask them if they want your titles? May you make many, many sales in the future :)

Date: 2006-11-09 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nazrynn.livejournal.com
*raises finger, opens mouth to say something....*
*second thoughts*

*thinking again, opening mouth....*
*maybe not...*

Now would be a good time to insert that quote from Birka, about the spelling of a certain item, backwards. ;D :D

Congratulations. *giggle*

Date: 2006-11-09 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peregrine58.livejournal.com
glad to hear you're settled in and congrats on the sale (woo hoo).

Date: 2006-11-09 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zachkessin.livejournal.com
My brain hurts, but well done.

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