OMG

[kellan_the_tabby]

OMG OMG OMG I made a sale OMG!

(For those of you who hadn't caught that bit, I'm selling pr0n. Over the phone. Gay pr0n. With bondage. I find this hysterical.

And I've only been here just over a week. And I have a sale already!)

Wo0t!

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[amykb.livejournal.com]

Woo-Hoo!!

So....what was the title?

[kellan_the_tabby]

He bought:

ExtremeBoys Chronicles 3 & 6
Tyler & Timmy
Jake & Ryan
Male Punishment Spankings 1
and
Daddy's Slaves.

I made a whole 13 bucks in commissions!

*giggles*

[amykb.livejournal.com]

Such cute titles...

[kellan_the_tabby]

And such cute boys!

[mammabearpa.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Love it!

[wulfsdottir.livejournal.com]

Congrats, dear.

[woodwindy.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Um... yay gay pr0n with bondage! :)

[kellan_the_tabby]

It's...certainly amusing. And I figure anything that makes me giggle _this_ hard has got to be a good thing.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

Yay for gay pr0n with bondage!

(you're selling porn over the phone? *is confused*)

But yay!

[kellan_the_tabby]

DVDs. To retaliers. We're a distribution company and also produce a line ourselves.

Haven't helped with that part yet.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I live a *very* sheltered life...i had no idea...

(Do you have to umm...preview it all first?)

Also, is it wrong of me to imagine you writing and producing it? Because that is making my imagination go to a very strange place...a strange, good place, mind you..but still, there's lots of leather there.

[kellan_the_tabby]

*giggles madly*

I haven't previewed much of it, but I've seen a little of the stuff we produce. Which is odd as hell, cos now I'm working with one of the stars.

Who is cute as hell, but it all sort of makes the thought of anything _happening_ just Far Too Weird. Cos he's just Tal, who hogs the pizza and is opening a gaming shop and has a lot of dogs.

As for writing and producing? Joe does all that right now. Giving it some thought, though. :)

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

you can hardly do *worse* than some of the porn i have seen. suffocating for lack of a plot, most of it.
although the real "plot plus porn" stuff is *excellent* did you ever see "1001 erotic nights"? or "the canterbury tales one??? (yeah, they are practically antiques, i know)

so here is an idea.. take all that lovely SCA knowledge base, like canterbury tales and the tales of knights and nights and re-write it for your audience.

warning: perverted ideas to follow!

Guenivere and her lady in waiting, and waiting, and "oh God please untie me and let me cum!"

Sir Tristan and Isolde (who turns out to be a guy in drag)

the black knight (nuff said)

almost *anything* by Shakespeare, but especially the ones where you have lots of mistaken identity.

how about a nice porn mmovie about two guys pummeling each other in armor, getting a few beers afterwards and deciding to party.. i *think* you could maybe imagine that after a few years in the SCA.....

[kellan_the_tabby]

Most of the stuff we do is short and plot-free. But it's honestly plot-free, which is, I suppose, a step.

I might talk to Joe about doing some vaguely medieval stuff. Meradudd and I can certainly supply the props and such...

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

heck yeah, honestly plot free is an improvement.. the "some sort of a kind of a plot maybe, followed by sex" is so lame.
either give me some plot, some plausable excuse for this, or just skip to the action, ok?

yeah, its got to be weird working with the actors. i know that the go go dancers i knew were not much like their persona...

i expect it would be more than a touch surreal, now that i think about it..

[kellan_the_tabby]

'Surreal' is a damned good word for it all, yeah. But Tal's a real nice guy, and that helps a lot.

[ootwoods.livejournal.com]

The reason there is little plot in "real" pr0n, is because you only watch about four minutes of the movie anyway. Plot is useless. :)

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

[waya.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Somehow, I'm reminded of that scene in Clerks where Randall is making the order and it's about fifteen millino pr0n titles and the customer's special order of "Happy Scrappy, Hero Pup."

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

and from this you make a living?

congrats dear...you shall have to explain this job to me at some point.
(no, I am not easily shocked. worked as go go dancer for years. did the phone sex line stint for two nights, and did the phone psychic routine for a month... and would have been on the phone jobs longer if i made any money...)

[kellan_the_tabby]

From this I make a living. Least that's the theory.

We distribute a couple of lines of DVDs and a few other things. So I'm calling retailers and distributors and selling them our stuff. Most of them are new customers, but Tim and Jeff were both kind and gave me a couple of theirs.

Amusingly enough, a lot of gay men in the pr0n industry are more likely to buy from a woman. Go figure.

[maziemaus.livejournal.com]

Mazel Tov!

So, do you have to call the stores and ask them if they want your titles? May you make many, many sales in the future :)

[kellan_the_tabby]

Pretty much, yeah. Which is honestly not as bad as I'd thought it would be. Small industry, mostly friendly people.

Thanks hun!

[nazrynn.livejournal.com]

*raises finger, opens mouth to say something....*
*second thoughts*

*thinking again, opening mouth....*
*maybe not...*

Now would be a good time to insert that quote from Birka, about the spelling of a certain item, backwards. ;D :D

Congratulations. *giggle*

[peregrine58.livejournal.com]

glad to hear you're settled in and congrats on the sale (woo hoo).

[zachkessin.livejournal.com]

My brain hurts, but well done.