Dammit!

[kellan_the_tabby]

That's the second time I've done that with that knife...

No, it's not as bad as last time. Stuck a band-aid on it. Bleeding's mostly stopped. Mostly just annoying as shit.

Cookies, soon, though.

Comments

[wulfsdottir.livejournal.com]

Might I recommend...

...that you don't do that anymore?

[kellan_the_tabby]

At least it was a _sharp_ knife...?

[waya.livejournal.com]

Ouchie! But they do say that a little of your blood in a dish makes for powerful personal magical stuff... or at least that's what I tell myself when I slice myself open.

[kellan_the_tabby]

*grins* I did think of that...though more in terms of the knife than what I was cutting up, since it was gonna go in potpourri and I didn't think the smell of boiling blood would go well with the lemon and orange and cinnamon...

[waya.livejournal.com]

You're probably right on that, but hey, consecrated knife!

[kellan_the_tabby]

That's what I figured after the _last_ time I sliced myself with it...now I just need to actually do consecrated-knife-using ritual-things, and they'll work and I'll be rich!

Okay, well. Good theory?

[montuos]

Um, last I heard, cookies don't need a blood sacrifice? Nor any use of a knife at all?

[kellan_the_tabby]

I've had a pot with water and cloves and cinnamon sticks and bay leaves simmering on the stove for the last several days, and I wanted to add to the scent, so I was cutting up a lemon and an orange...

Smells really nice. :)

[montuos]

*snf snf* Mmmmmmm... :)

[fosveny.livejournal.com]

Can you please not do that again? It makes my blood pressure spike!

[kellan_the_tabby]

Well, I'm tryin'. Generally pain is a powerful teacher, but some days I'm kinda slow.

[math5.livejournal.com]

It's not what you're supposed to do with it :(

[kellan_the_tabby]

Sure it is! Knives are for cutting things.

Okay, generally not oneself, I'll admit...

[wanderingpixie.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you need a different knife. You seem to have made this one cranky ^_^

[kellan_the_tabby]

Yeah, well, I sorta figured the _first_ blood sacrifice would be enough. Maybe I shoulda bled _on_ the thing?

[math5.livejournal.com]

Maybe there are training classes for misbehaving knives, kind of like for dogs?

[montuos]

Maybe it just wants to tell you it doesn't like cutting vegetables? ;>

[kellan_the_tabby]

But it's so good at it!

[cathyn.livejournal.com]

*kiss*

There there, all better. :)

And next time, if you want pain, use a cane or paddle instead of the knife.

[kellan_the_tabby]

Floggers, ideally...or hands.

[math5.livejournal.com]

I'm more for hands myseld, and the pain isn't necessary... huh... sorry.
:D