kellan_the_tabby | Okay guys, I need ya here.

I know, I know, I've been posting everywhere but here. But this is big, guys.

I plan to move into an RV pretty soon and travel the country. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL. And cannot visit you often enough. (Yes, I know this doesn't solve the problem of visiting Australia or Sweden. ONE THING AT A TIME.)

In order to move into an RV, first, I need an RV.

I have found the PERFECT ONE.

Seriously, guys. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS MY RV I WANTS IT.

So, uh. I need a money. Buying things would be awesome. Lending me a large wad of cash would be awesome. Heck, I'm shameless. You're rich? Give me money. For my beautiful RV.

I wants it. I want this to go viral so I can sell 95,6777,35 bars of soap so I can buy it. I am considering putting on a short short skirt and wandering the unpleasant part of town. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO GET THIS RV TO BE MINE. But I'm pretty sure that it would kinda scare me to find out.

So let's save me from a death worse than fate. Spread the word. Buy soap. Win me the lottery. Somethin. As long as it works, I'll be a happy Kate.

BECAUSE HOLY GOD THIS RV. THIS RV.