cats: tomcat shenaniganry

[Major Tom, a big grey tabby, is curled up in a (relatively) tiny ball, surrounded in all directions by sage green flannel sheets. He’s awake, though, and pointedly looking away from the camera.]

Over the years Tom has become more & more willing to skip the excuse that he’s cold, & simply demand to get under the covers because he wants a cuddle. I love this habit of his dearly (except for when he demands that I lift the covers, then stands there staring at me as if he has no idea why I’m doing that). He’s delightfully warm when it’s cold, & when it’s not, at least he’s got fur, so we’re not sweating on each other. He’s even learned that kneading on my skin will cause me to make displeased squawks, & thus, he mostly kneads on the sheets these days.

[Most of Tom is still under the covers, but his massive head is resting on my bent elbow. The flannel sheet is tucked in around his head.]

Usually when he’s done, he’s done, but sometimes he’ll extricate his head & then snuggle back in. I love this even more than the under-the-covers snuggles, except for the part where it’s very difficult to use my phone (taking this picture was NOT EASY). Which would be fine, except that he usually does this when I’m trying to get up, & if I put my phone down I’m going RIGHT back to sleep. Especially when there’s Tom cuddles!

[There’s a piece of plywood on my bed, the end propped up on a pallet board and a 2×4. Sitting on top of the board is my cordless drill, & also, a tomcat. He’s looking off to the side, because he clearly has nothing to do with any of this.]

Tom was also very helpful when it came to putting together the shelves that now sit under my kitchen table! & by ‘helpful’ I mean ‘I had to threaten him with trepanning by cordless drill before he would get out of my way’.

My friends, he tried to shove his face into the cordless drill. While it was running. Because I had this APPARENTLY RIDICULOUS theory that he would not wish to be very close to a running power tool. (He was fine. My nerves recovered eventually.)

[Tom is looking up, somewhat to the left of the camera, an extremely innocent expression on his face.]

… what?

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