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weirdass Supernatural dream
Mar. 30th, 2024 02:16 pmI had a DELIGHTFUL dream last night wherein the Winchesters were in town because Big Skeery Werewolves, & I was like sure, some of them are assholes but most are just doggos
& they were like WTF not possible they are monsters
& I was like look just let me talk to one of them & Sam was like sure okay but if you get bit we're gonna hafta shoot you too
& I was like sure fine (you're gonna hafta CATCH me first)
so we wait & there's a werewolf, he's kinda trot-trotting around & then sees us, the boys are all weaponry & I'm like HANG ON just chill a minute, okay
& I crouch down & look at the werewolf & say WHO'S a good boy then
& the werewolf is like?? headtilt
& I say quieter Is it YOU, it might be you
& the werewolf creeps a little closer like I do not know what is going on but this human is not? being mean??
& I hold out a hand like are you the goodest, how about some scritches & the werewolf is like. I think maybe? I might like scritches?
& then there's two hundred pounds of werewolf leaning on my hip like SCRITCHES GOOD MORE SCRITCHES why did you fall over
& the boys are like what ... what just happened
(so anyway in Supernatural werewolf canonically need to eat hearts & human hearts are BEST but they can eat any hearts)
(ALSO in Supernatural canon they're ugly poorly-done 'anthropomorphic' wolves but we're just gonna assume here that they just actually turn into wolves, okay)
(at least that's what MY brain did)
so I told the werewolf that mice also have hearts & there's lots more of those & you won't get in trouble for eating them, & they're fun to hunt you go sniffsniff POING & could he tell his friends?
(this is where I woke up, but kept kinda musing on the topic, as I often do)
thus ended the Great Werewolf Invasion of 2011, which occasion is now celebrated annually in Riverford, Indiana, on the first full moon in July, with a dog parade & mouse-catching competition
(usually won by one of the Riverford Malamutes, an odd local dog breed, rarely seen & according to the residents very shy)
(Sam & Dean show up most years, ostensibly to make sure the local werewolf pack isn't getting up to Things, but mostly so Dean can stuff himself on pie & Sam can spend some time covered in doggos)
(turns out werewolves are REALLY good at cooking & baking, it's the enhanced sense of smell)
(Sam is Good & thus obviously attracts doggos)
(Dean thinks it's hilarious, imagine, a Winchester & hunter with a soft spot for animals of all things)
(what he won't admit is that there's nearly always a cat or two in sight, casually flopped, or sitting neatly with tail curled, paying no attention to him; or that he nearly always gets extra whipped cream on his pie, but winds up not eating most of it, opting instead for some kind of leftovers container, something that can be left sitting open out behind the restaurant, near the dumpster. It never makes it back to the Impala.)
& they were like WTF not possible they are monsters
& I was like look just let me talk to one of them & Sam was like sure okay but if you get bit we're gonna hafta shoot you too
& I was like sure fine (you're gonna hafta CATCH me first)
so we wait & there's a werewolf, he's kinda trot-trotting around & then sees us, the boys are all weaponry & I'm like HANG ON just chill a minute, okay
& I crouch down & look at the werewolf & say WHO'S a good boy then
& the werewolf is like?? headtilt
& I say quieter Is it YOU, it might be you
& the werewolf creeps a little closer like I do not know what is going on but this human is not? being mean??
& I hold out a hand like are you the goodest, how about some scritches & the werewolf is like. I think maybe? I might like scritches?
& then there's two hundred pounds of werewolf leaning on my hip like SCRITCHES GOOD MORE SCRITCHES why did you fall over
& the boys are like what ... what just happened
(so anyway in Supernatural werewolf canonically need to eat hearts & human hearts are BEST but they can eat any hearts)
(ALSO in Supernatural canon they're ugly poorly-done 'anthropomorphic' wolves but we're just gonna assume here that they just actually turn into wolves, okay)
(at least that's what MY brain did)
so I told the werewolf that mice also have hearts & there's lots more of those & you won't get in trouble for eating them, & they're fun to hunt you go sniffsniff POING & could he tell his friends?
(this is where I woke up, but kept kinda musing on the topic, as I often do)
thus ended the Great Werewolf Invasion of 2011, which occasion is now celebrated annually in Riverford, Indiana, on the first full moon in July, with a dog parade & mouse-catching competition
(usually won by one of the Riverford Malamutes, an odd local dog breed, rarely seen & according to the residents very shy)
(Sam & Dean show up most years, ostensibly to make sure the local werewolf pack isn't getting up to Things, but mostly so Dean can stuff himself on pie & Sam can spend some time covered in doggos)
(turns out werewolves are REALLY good at cooking & baking, it's the enhanced sense of smell)
(Sam is Good & thus obviously attracts doggos)
(Dean thinks it's hilarious, imagine, a Winchester & hunter with a soft spot for animals of all things)
(what he won't admit is that there's nearly always a cat or two in sight, casually flopped, or sitting neatly with tail curled, paying no attention to him; or that he nearly always gets extra whipped cream on his pie, but winds up not eating most of it, opting instead for some kind of leftovers container, something that can be left sitting open out behind the restaurant, near the dumpster. It never makes it back to the Impala.)
