yeah so uh

[kellan_the_tabby]

what with one thing & another I haven't posted anything that isn't EXTREMELY public here in a time period, cos it's all been crossposts from the business website

which means there's some personal stuff many of y'all don't know, on account of what if my mom reads my business blog YES I AM A GROWN-ASS ADULT also I'd like to stay in the will thank

so HI my name is Kellan & it turns out I'm a guy

*pauses for shocked reactions*

*waits*

*waits*

... yeah okay fair

I've been on T since June & LET ME TELL YOU I AM SO ANGRY, I knew people running on testosterone built muscle more easily BUT I DID NOT KNOW HOW EASILY like. I work out once & suddenly biceps. I spend a week chopping wood & am suddenly stronk enough to go buy the heavier axe. WHAT THE SHIT, Y'ALL WERE HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE.

also I have gone from 'plausibly deniable upper lip hair' to 'yep that's a fuckin mustache' & have the saddest trans guy soul patch ever

second puberty has been mostly fine except for the [REDACTED] HOLY CATS I WAS NOT READY

I do want my dwarf beard NOW though

gonna try to keep posting stuff like this here because. it's been SO LONG since I wrote about what's actually going on in my life & apparently now is the time to start doing that

I'll probably be changing my username in a couple weeks, I'm thinking kellan-tabby but we'll see

Comments

[danabren]

You're still you, so hey, you! Glad you're happier with yourself.

Please don't grow sparse pubes on your chin, you will look like a sad 15 year old boy and that is unacceptable :D

[kellan_the_tabby]

I am totally growing sparse pubes on my chin, that is my MANDATED HORRIBLE TRANS GUY SPARSE CHIN PUBES & I am GUARANTEED THE RIGHT TO THOSE BY THE BROTHERHOOD LAW

(they're not NEAR as bad as they could be, menopause gave me a BIG head start)

[danabren]

I am always embarrassed for the wearer by chin pubes, may yours be manly and lush overnight, worthy of beads.

Dudes don't talk to other dudes if they don't know each other in a strange place that is self-focused i.e. the gym, only grunts, nods, and ookings are permitted. If men chat at strangers at the man gym they are those homer sapiens and we don't cotton to them in these parts.

Be safe <3

[kellan_the_tabby]

I'm at least keeping em trimmed short. Until they have company.

Also YES I will be taking self-defense classes, because anyone who's gonna get all up in my face because I'm being vaguely friendly needs a vigorous punching.