cats: a delightful bush, only, apparently, not

[kellan_the_tabby]

[ Loiosh, an orange tabby wearing a green halter and matching bow tie, is standing, sunlit, sniffing a single leaf on a bush. His head is pulled back just a bit, his ears are back, and he is visibly displeased. ]

I … do not know what was Incorrect about this bush, but something was, manifestly, Incorrect.

[ He’s tucked his head behind the leaf he was sniffing; most of his head is now obscured by leaves, but one ear is visible, tilted even further back, mostly because there’s a leaf sitting on it. ]

He just. Kept sniffing things. & getting angrier. I do not know why.

I mean, sure, someone had probably claimed it at some point, but that’s true of every bush in the park? There’s dogs everywhere? They pee on things?

Maybe this was an especially … doggy dog?

Man I do not know but he was MAD.

[ He’s turned his head so he’s facing entirely away from the camera. That ear is still flat back. The other is behind a leaf. ]

Then he sneezed eight times real fast & stomped off. I … I do not know.

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Comments

[siliconshaman]

Ah, but you see, it was HIS bush in HIS park, at least while he was there, and some dog had peed on it!

[kellan_the_tabby]

... you're not wrong

[danabren]

Bush: (isn't right)
Loiosh: HOW FUC KING DARE

[kellan_the_tabby]

ANGY